[geeks] dave's insanity sauce

[Clay Mellender]

FYI all,
When encountering something that hot (Which is frequent as my wife is a
Mexican) I found that sucking a spoonful of sugar kills the pain
instantly.
Clay

Bill Bradford wrote:
> 
> Reposted from a.s.r.: 8-)
> 
> Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
> From: mrbill at mrbill.net (Bill Bradford)
> Subject: jesus mary mother of god
> Reply-To: mrbill at mrbill.net
> 
> I'd been reading about Dave's Insanity Sauce here lately, and
> when the wife and I went to Central Market here in Austin
> tonight, I told her I'd like to pick up a bottle to try it.
> 
> She headed over towards the bbq sauce and such aisle, while
> I perused the ramen.
> 
> She comes back with what she found, we plunked it in the basket,
> and headed home.  She said later "I just looked for the Dave's
> label, and grabbed what I found". [1]
> 
> A couple of minutes ago, I decided to test it out while we were
> in the kitchen.  Got it out, opened it up, took a whiff.  She's
> like "I dare you to try it".  I should have known better. [2]
> 
> I took a TINY dab on my finger, and tasted it.  Went like this:
> 
> 1 second: "hrm, flavorful"
> 2 seconds: "hrm, not so bad"
> 3 seconds: "wait a minute"
> 3.5 seconds: "woah, nellie. wtf"
> 4 seconds: "oh shit..."
> 5 seconds: THERMITE BOMB ON TONGUE
> 6 seconds: <croaking> "water..."
> <she laughs>
> 7-12 seconds: downed entire 17oz bottle
> of water.
> 15 seconds: <croaking> "bread.."
> 20 seconds onwards: bread and water, scraping the
> dead flesh off my tongue.
> 
> After I'd recovered (and my god, are my sinuses
> clean) I look at the bottle.  "Dave's TOTAL Insanity Sauce".
> 
> Well, fuck me.  I'll read the label next time. 8-)
> 
> Definitely good shit, altho I'm dreading tomorrow morning
> on the toilet.
> 
> Bill
> 
> [1] Never let the woman "go get" the hot sauce.
> [2] I've been reading up on it here.  I should have really
>     known better.
> 
> --
> Bill Bradford
> mrbill at mrbill.net
> Austin, TX
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