[geeks] FWD: [investigations at netauthority.org: Notification of Internet Violations]

[Jonathan Katz]

Look what I got! [ Yes, we all know it's a hoax, but still funny. ]

Where did they get beastiality from?

----- Forwarded message from Net Authority Investigations <investigations at netauthority.org> -----

Delivered-To: jon at jonworld.com
Date: 23 Jun 2001 16:10:53 -0000
To: "Jonathan Katz" <jon at jonworld.com>
From: "Net Authority Investigations" <investigations at netauthority.org>
Reply-To: "Net Authority Investigations" <investigations at netauthority.org>
Subject: Notification of Internet Violations

Dear Jonathan Katz,

It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have been, in violation of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines. It has been reported that you both distribute and view offensive materials over the Internet.

Net Authority has investigated these claims by checking your webpage at http://www.jonworld.com and verified that they are true.

As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net Authority Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored in the databases until enough evidence has been gathered against you to warrant further actions. To help avoid such a situation, it is strongly recommended that you cease your immoral actions on the Internet at once.

You have been added to the following databases:
 - Pornography Offenders
 - Bestiality Offenders
 - General Blasphemy Offenders

If you would like more information about Net Authority or the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines, you may read the details at http://www.netauthority.org/. It is imperative that you fully understand the guidelines if you wish to avoid further prosecution.

While the individual who reported your actions to us will remain anonymous, he or she wished to pass these words on to you:

"HOW DARE YOU"

May God be with you as you struggle to overcome these evil impulses. You will be in our prayers at night.

God speed,

Net Authority Investigations Department
investigations at netauthority.org
http://www.netauthority.org/

----- End forwarded message -----