[geeks] LART! LART! LART! ($*%@ kids)

[Chris Byrne]

I have three words for ya my man

'BOOM Sha-lock-lock BOOM!!!' House of Pain, "Shamrocks and Shenanigans"

Or even more to the point from NWA "Straight Outa Compton"

'When I'm called off, I got a sawed off, squeeze the trigger and bodies are
hauled off, you too boy if you fuck with me, the police are gonna have to
come and get me, off your ass'

I used to have a pistol gripped Mossberg 590 with the cruiser pump 20"
barrel and the two shot extender. I loaded it with some custom shells a
local guy made using flechettes packed with flare powder. Nothing says I
love you like a flaming 10" hole in your chest.

Man I miss living in Arizona sometimes

Chris Byrne

-----Original Message-----
From: geeks-admin at sunhelp.org [mailto:geeks-admin at sunhelp.org]On Behalf
Of Kurt Huhn
Sent: 02 September 2001 04:38
To: geeks at sunhelp.org
Subject: Re: [geeks] LART! LART! LART! ($*%@ kids)


>
> I've been harboring the idea for the perfect security system: A series of
> IR emitters all over the place, a few motion sensors, a few IR
> sensitive cameras, and a few good VCRs. Oh, and a H&K PSG-1 or a Barrett.
>

I personally prefer (and have) a Bennelli with 00 shot or an un-sabotted
slug.  Talk about damage!  I don't know about actual killing, but removing a
portion of an extremity would be easy with such a thing.

I know from experience that simply racking the shotgungun and chambering a
round is enough to make a thief wet their pants.  Imagine it, you've got the
slim-jim in the door, fiddling with the lock, almost got it >click< there it
is!  Reach in, grab for the trunk realease and...... **shalock-lock**
followed by "I'm pretty sure you want to do exactly what I tell you".

Automatic shotguns are nice for firing off quick successions of rounds, but
nothing says "I love you" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.

Kurt

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