[geeks] what is the world coming to...

[Kurt Huhn]

> My point of view is (an opinion) how can anyone logically be anything
> but a democrat (in alignment... i.e. majority party closest to current
> point of view) if they:
> 

Okay, be warned.  This is only an attempt at humor - nothing more. 
Actually I got this sent to me the other day and figured it might be
appropriate levity...


 How to be a good Democrat...

 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.

 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese communists.

 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by yuppies driving SUVs.

 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.

 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.

 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.

 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.

 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert
E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.

 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

-- 
Kurt
kurt at k-huhn.com