[geeks] Yuppie Hell

[James Sharp]

> > fall madly in love with melissa. You know you want her.
>
>   I wouldn't bang Melissa with George's dick and blame it on James.

Hey now, don't get me involved in this.  I'm a happily married man now.

>
>   Further...I wouldn't fuck her with a STOLEN penis.
>

No need to steal one.  I'm sure she's got a few spare ones under her
bed...I think I've heard rumors about one or two running off 440V 3-phase.

>   Eeeew.
>
>   I believe I recall having heard her express an interest in riding
> you into the sunset, though, Mike.