[geeks] (long rant on many things)

[Amy]

this is one of those evenings where i'm not quite sure just what has
gotten under my skin, so i'll just yell at everything to compensate. first
off, i fucking hate coffee. all kinds except coffee ice cream, preferably
breyers. since breyers is apparently not sold in east buttfuck, texas i
have to suffer with haagen daz, which just isnt the same. second, i
despise vegetables. don't know why but i figure anything green is better
off eaten by farm animals. third, i really hate it when wishy washy
females say "i dunno?" and look all cutesy like they expect the poor
confused and alien-kidnapped man beside them to be a mind-reader. fourth,
i hate women who wear their good underwear just to get laid for the first
4 times and then break out the white cotton undies from thereon. sixth,
what is the fucking poiunt of underwear anyhow. seventh, i hate it when
people ask me if i'm ok when i AM OBVIOUSLY NOT OK. eighth, i want to
visit lots of places but i cant ever seem to find the time or the money
without some crap interrupting me or otherwise causing a snafu. i want to
secinia one day but earthquakes get in the way of things. i'd like to see
paris and rome and lots of places abroad but oh no the terrorists just
gotta blow shit up and the airlines havto raise prices for 'tourist
season' which is upsetting considering they no longer even include meals
and nifty airline snackies. hell, on delta you get a sky-deli sack. i've
flown delta at least 30 times and its the same snack. turkey on a bland
roll with a bag of carrots (?) an apple and some icky yogurt cup that
scares me. sorry, the closest i come to eating mold and fungus is the few
times i eat mushrooms or cheese.

grr. mad. mad. madmadmadmadmad.

and another thing, it really pisses me off that i'm not young and cute and
i dont have tons of friends to talk to when i get like this because yanno
i'd probably get like this far less often.

augh.

i don't like bleeding heart liberals. i could rant for hours about the
green party and its hundred-thousand strong coterie around here. i hate
the coffeehouse culture. i think lance armstrong needs to quit pretending
he's a texan and i think the state of texas needs to realize he's now
living in france. i think the bikers around here need to stop wearing
those annoying lance-ish bikersuits because they wanna look like lance,
talk like lance, ride like lance. but oh no, the little hypocrites wont
lose a tasticle like lance now will they. nope.

grr.

sometimes i hate this town.

--a