[geeks] sigh.

[David Cantrell]

On Wed, Apr 17, 2002 at 10:44:26PM -0400, s at avoidant.org wrote:
> Gary Nichols wrote:
> > There's nothing on this planet (with the exception of the whole
> > palastine/israel thing) that BBQ can't fix.
> I disagree. BBQ would fix it just fine. Good idea!

The reason being:

the one true bbq involves pork;
which is considered sinful by both species of religious nutcase;
so they'd turn on the chef instead of each other!

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