[geeks] The insanity of this world

[Gary Nichols]

  1.. If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at home, he blames 
the manufacturer of the knife. 
  2.. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family sues the tobacco company. 
  3.. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he 
blames the bartender. 
  4.. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame 
television. 
  5.. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun 
manufacturer. 
  6.. And if a crazed terrorist breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill 
the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother 
of the deceased scumbag blames the airline. 
  7.. So, if  I die while my wrinkled butt is parked in front of this 
computer, I told my wife to sue Bill Gates... 

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"A cat that farts all night sleeping under
your chin is not pleasant." -- Eric Dittman