[geeks] The insanity of this world

[Gary Nichols]

You mean you can't remember?  You're seeing Bill again, aren't you?

*sniff*  :-)


On Thu, 11 Jul 2002, Dave McGuire wrote:

> On July 11, Gary Nichols wrote:
> >   1.. If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at home, he blames 
> > the manufacturer of the knife. 
> >   2.. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
> > your family sues the tobacco company. 
> >   3.. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he 
> > blames the bartender. 
> >   4.. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame 
> > television. 
> >   5.. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun 
> > manufacturer. 
> >   6.. And if a crazed terrorist breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill 
> > the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother 
> > of the deceased scumbag blames the airline. 
> >   7.. So, if  I die while my wrinkled butt is parked in front of this 
> > computer, I told my wife to sue Bill Gates... 
> 
>   Your butt is wrinkled?