[geeks] SHITTY KITTY PART 2

Kevin Lee kevin at c0rp.com
Thu Jul 11 14:03:26 CDT 2002


Another Time when my sisters and I were young....my sister decides to feed
the KAT 1 pound block of lard.  Strangely enough it ate it.  This was
our local dumb ditty kitty.  (FARM KAT) IQ 3

The day went by.  Around dinner time when all of us are eating dinner, there
is this
moaning and loud meowing.

MEOW......rrrr....MEOW....rrrr...MEOW...rrrr....MEOW....rrrr...MMMMMEEEEOOOO
WWWWW..

Followed by an enormous P.L.O.P.

And the purring sound of a very satisfied KAT.

Needless to say the KAT left the most amazing  3/4 pound PILE of kitty lard
turd.

Now if you have made it this far....your probably asking yourself where did
the other

1/4 pound of hard go.....well.............

The next morning my dad puts on his shoe and S.Q.U.I.S.H......he found it.

What is it with KAT's shitting in shoes..........

K.



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