[geeks] Well, even more eBay goodness...

[Amy]

On Mon, 3 Jun 2002, Sven-Olof Johansson wrote:

> On Mon, 03 Jun 2002 20:59:47 +0200
> Amy wrote:
>
> > nono. the staple gun method hurts less on the front end of it (as opposed
> > to screws which are a constant pain). the only way to take them out is
> > to rip them off and that hurts!
>
> ( I _really_ don't want to know how you know this :-)

After my ex-husband decided to kick me in the kidneys a few times with
steel-toed boots, I spent a few hours planning pain, psychological torture
and revenge. Ultimately, I did nothing save leaving in the end.

> But, seriously, couldn't we combine the staple-gun-and-oak method with
> something like an angry pitbull and thirty seconds headstart? Or maybe
> staple the guy to something that grows a little bit faster, like bamboo?

The bamboo might work. It splinters too.

--a