[geeks] Aieeeee!

[dave at cca.org]

mattyml at daemons.net writes:

>Wonder how the A+ certification would look on the old resume? ;)

>A customer complains that a lot of paper jams are occurring on her LaserWriter
>printer.
>What are possible causes that can be fixed by the customer?

>  A. Fuser assembly too hot.
>  B. Too much paper in cassette.
>  C. Paper that is damp or wrinkled.
>  D. Both "B" & "C"
>  E. User is a complete fucking moron

Or consider the single most common problem PC users call in 
tech support for:

	"It says 'Press Enter to Continue'. What should I do?"

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