[geeks] The One True Rant (was: um, hi. I'm new.)

[Tim H.]

or you get one of those little LED lights from thinkgeek, preferably a
colored one, pull it out of your pocket, make several passes back and
forth in front of the moonitor, and say you fixed it with the magic blue
light.

The absolute best part is when a user asks, seriously "how does that
work?"

And it's even better when they caled the helpdesk, the case comes
through the cue, and you fix it remotely, so they know you haven't been
near their computer.

Tim

On Thu, 27 Jun 2002 09:57:57 +0200
Bjorn Ramqvist <brt at g.haggve.se> wrote:

> dave at cca.org wrote:
> > 
> > Ever actually pull that trick? Someone tells you about a
> > computer problem they're having. You say you'll look at
> > it later. When they're not looking you sneak over, and
> > fix it. Later, ask them to show you the problem. Stop them
> > just before they get to it. Put your hands on the monitor
> > and yell "BE HEALED" while sort of shoving it a bit. Tell
> > them to continue.