[geeks] um, hi. I'm new.

Dave McGuire mcguire at neurotica.com
Fri Jun 28 13:08:54 CDT 2002


On June 28, alex j avriette wrote:
> > (and josh through ispell, and yours through /dev/null... etc.) 8-)
> 
> shall i change the name field of my client to "Alex Hedemark" or "Alex 
> Woods"?


void
main(void)
{
  FILE *in, *out;
  unsigned char mouth[MOUTHFUL_SIZ];
  int soda_read;


  if (!(in = fopen("/dev/soda", "r")))
    {
      fprintf(stderr, "no soda, go to fridge\n");
      exit(1)
    }

  if (!(out = fopen("/dev/nose", "a")))
    {
      fprintf(stderr, "no nose, go to doctor\n");
      exit(1)
    }

  soda_read = fread(mouth, MOUTHFUL_SIZ, 1, in);
  if (soda_read)
    fwrite(mouth, soda_read, 1, out);

  fclose(in);
  fclose(out);

  exit(0);
}


-- 
Dave McGuire                  "Needing a calculator indicates that
St. Petersburg, FL              your .emacs file is incomplete." -Joshua Boyd



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