[geeks] Fwd: Re: Mathematics + Marriage

[mrbill]

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: Sarah_722 at hotmail.com (SarahH)
Subject: Re: Mathematics + Marriage
Followup-To: rec.humor.d

A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub.  When it's the girl's turn to buy a
round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply
must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two
glasses.  One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold
it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic, so he decides to give
it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.  Then
he takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs:  The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs:  Boyfriend's face turns the colour of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs:  Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs:  She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

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