[geeks] Fwd: Re: Mathematics + Marriage

[Andrew Weiss]

This is also called a much more innocent name amongst college kids.... 
Cement mixer...

They are truly disgusting.

Like granola but at the wrong time.

Andrew

On Friday, March 15, 2002, at 11:31 PM, mrbill wrote:

> Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
> From: Sarah_722 at hotmail.com (SarahH)
> Subject: Re: Mathematics + Marriage
> Followup-To: rec.humor.d
>
> A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub.  When it's the girl's turn to 
> buy a
> round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply
> must try.
>
> She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has 
> two
> glasses.  One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
>
> Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, 
> hold
> it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
>
> He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic, so he decides to 
> give
> it a go.
>
> First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.  
> Then
> he takes the lime juice.
>
> T + 0.1 secs:  The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
> T + 0.3 secs:  Boyfriend's face turns the colour of fresh lime juice.
> T + 0.6 secs:  Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
> T + 1.5 secs:  She whispers in his ear....
>
> "It's called Blowjob revenge"
>
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