[geeks] when will it end?

[Bill Bradford]

I'm *SO* tired of these fake Microsft update mails.

I've started collecting the subject lines and senders and putting them into
header_checks (postfix).  Here's what I've got, after a week or so:

I could probably make 2-3 regexps that would match.  I might get around to
them this weekend...

SUBJECT:  
(Newest|Current|Last|Latest|New|Net|Microsoft|Critical) \
(Microsoft|Network|Internet|Critical|Security|Internet) \
(Security|Critical|Upgrade|Update|Patch|Pack)

etc

/^SUBJECT: Newest Microsoft Security Upgrade/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Network Security Patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Network Critical Patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Internet Security Patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Microsoft Critical Update /	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Microsoft Upgrade/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: Current Critical Upgrade/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Internet Upgrade/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Network Security Pack/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Microsoft Security Pack/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Network Security Upgrade/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Network Critical Patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Internet Critical Patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Internet Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Microsoft Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Microsoft Pack/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Microsoft Critical Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Microsoft Security Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Current Internet Security Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: current microsoft security patch/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: current security update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: Last Net Critical Pack/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Net Security Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Net Security Patch/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Microsoft Security Pack/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Microsoft Security Upgrade/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Critical Pack/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Critical Patch/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Network Critical Patch/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Network Patch/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Security Patch/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Microsoft Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Last Internet Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: Latest Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Net Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Microsoft Security Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Microsoft Security Pack/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Microsoft Patch/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Network Critical Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Critical Upgrade/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Latest Internet Critical Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: New Patch/				REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Internet Patch/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Upgrade/				REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Net Patch/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Net Upgrade/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Internet Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Network Critical Upgrade/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Newest Internet Critical Update/	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Internet Security Patch/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Internet Pack/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: New Microsoft Pack/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: Net Critical Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^SUBJECT: Microsoft Critical Upgrade/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Microsoft Critical Update/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Critical Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Security Update/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Upgrade/				REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^SUBJECT: Bug Announcement/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

/^From: MS Corporation/				REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: MS Program Security Center/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: MS Corporation Internet Security/ 	REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Microsoft Security Section/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Network Security Section/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Program Security Division/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Security Department/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Microsoft Corporation Security/		REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: MS Internet Security/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Microsoft Corporation/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE
/^From: Technical Services/			REJECT FAKE MICROSOFT UPDATE

-- 
bill bradford
mrbill at mrbill.net
austin, texas