Suzuki Samurai was Re: [geeks] SPARC proprietary (waaaay off topic)

[Phil Stracchino]

On Fri, Oct 10, 2003 at 03:38:10PM +0000, wa2egp at att.net wrote:
> > "When the facts don't match your preconceptions about the story -- LIE." 
> > 
> "All the news that fits, we print" - New York Times' new motto
> 
> I didn't think you could use the phrases "US news media" and "professional
> integrity" in the same sentence.  ;->

Sure you can...

- The US news media doesn't know the meaning of professional integrity.

- Talking about the professional integrity of the US news media is like
  talking about honor among thieves.

- If "professional integrity of the US news media" had less words, you
  could compare it to "military intelligence."

- The US news media has professional integrity like sharks have table
  manners.

- I'm sorry, the proximity of the phrases "US news media" and "professional
  integrity" just triggered a state of cognitive dissonance.[1]


...And so on.  Any other takers, folks?  :)


[1]  With due recognition to Howard Tayler, author of _Schlock Mercenary_
     (http://www.schlockmercenary.com)


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