[geeks] Rejected Sun Ads

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From: Phil Stracchino <phil.stracchino at speakeasy.net>
> http://www.sun.com/emrkt/rejected/index.html
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> I've got one for'em:
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> "IF I WANTED TO RUN WINDOWS, I MIGHT CONSIDER BUYING DELL....
>  ...And if I needed disaster relief, I might consider calling FEMA."
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> Or is that too unkind?
> 
> And to FEMA, or to Dell?

How about:  What the hell,
              nobody knows who makes Dell.

I don't think it's unkind.  No matter what you say, you always compliment FEMA.