[geeks] Stuff fo' sale

[Jonathan C. Patschke]

On Mon, 14 Aug 2006, Lionel Peterson wrote:

> My problem has to do with Personal Observation - I've seen too many people:
>
> "talk on the phone, eat a sandwich, and merge into traffic (twice this
> year)"
>
> "talk on the phone and merge into traffic, nearly broadsiding a car in
> traffic (once this year)"
>
> "Talking on the cell phone and not realizing the light has changed
> (twice this year)"
>
> "Talk on the cellphone and wander through the lanes with reckless
> disregard for the cars they cut off (about a dozen times a month)"
>
> and my personal favorite - "Eating ice cream with a spoon, talking on
> the cell phone, and pulling out of the shopping lot onto a highway
> (once this year)"

And people don't do stupid things like these without the aid of a
cellular handset?  Surely, you jest!

-- 
Jonathan Patschke    )   "A man who never dreams goes slowly mad."
Elgin, TX           (      --Thomas Dolby, "Valley of the Mind's Eye"