[SunRescue] STOP IT. NOW.

[Chris Byrne]

Happy Fun Ball
It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!
Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only
$14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and
cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and
all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also
being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

-----Original Message-----
From: rescue-admin at sunhelp.org [mailto:rescue-admin at sunhelp.org]On
Behalf Of Bill Bradford
Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 23:00
To: rescue at sunhelp.org
Subject: Re: [SunRescue] STOP IT. NOW.


On Tue, Apr 10, 2001 at 12:03:48AM -0500, Bill Bradford wrote:
> Would you like to unsubscribe yourself, or shall I do it for you?
> Your choice.
> Bill

Tip:  Do not taunt happy fun list manager when he's tired from working
all day, then coming home and mowing the yard and cutting down parts of
hedges with the new electric chainsaw, all while enduring blisters... 8-)

(man, electric chainsaw for $39.  Cant beat that with a stick.)

Bill

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Bill Bradford
mrbill at mrbill.net
Austin, TX
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