[rescue] Re: nuking from orbit

[Mike Hebel]

BB> On Thu, Aug 30, 2001 at 05:20:11PM -0500, Simeon Johnston wrote:
>> Maybe a scraping blade dissolving compound combo.  As long as you got
>> the thing open.  The scraping blade would ensure the platters where wiped.
>> This would actually work a lot better on the MB and related chips. 
>> Faster meltdown.  Encase it in some kind of plasic and pump the chemical in.
>> :)

BB> luser:  "Well, I thought the big red switch was the power button..."

"Hello?  Tech Support?  My computer is locked up and making
these funny scraping noises?"

"Sir?  This is important...did you press the big red button on the
front of the machine at any time?  Was RIAA, the MPAA, or the SPA at your
house?"

"Well...I was playing this cool Submarine game and it had a picture of
this large red button on the screen to launch the torpedos that looked
an awful lot like the button on the front of the machine even down to
the thing that keeps you from pressing it! So I...Uh...pressed it."

"Sir, you have activated our ultimate privacy security system by
accident.  Your data is gone.  Your hard drive is gone.  Since the
security of your computer privacy was not at stake you have voided
your warranty.  This call is recorded for training and security
purposes.  Have a nice day!" *click*


I've _never_ done phone support...nope nope! Never done it! *grin*

Mike Hebel                          mailto:drone8of9 at crosswinds.net

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