[rescue] food funnies [was: Boy, am I glad I didn't switch to Cable]

[Mike Nicewonger]

> 
> One time at a Chinese restaurant I ordered and told them I did not
> want the Iced Tea that came with the meal. "NO ICED TEA", I said.
> 
> The meal came with tea that had no ice in it. 
> 
This story was relayed to me by one of my best friends. He is a truck driver.
Larry goes into the little greasy spoon diner near the terminal he just loaded
out of, it is run by an asian family. he goes to the counter and orders 2 egg
sanwiches. Counter person says "two egg sandwich?" Larry says yes. A bit later
his order comes up, he pays the cashier thinking the price for his sandwiches
was very reasonable and he will have to remember this place. He gets in his
truck, starts up the road to his next stop then opens the bag. He was pissed.
one sandwich. Upon further inspection the sandwich had two eggs on it. 

"two egg sandwich"

He said, "I know they talk that way. I didn't know they thought that way!"

I laughed for an hour when he told me that story.

Mike N