[[rescue] flamewar question: Perl]

[G W Adkins]

> > > I have never managed to coax decent coffee out of an automatic drip
> > > coffee maker.
>
> Coax is way too high loss for use with coffee.  Use waveguide.
>
Half the problem here is the association of Coffee with Serial transmission,
coffee goes with doughnuts, milk goes with serial.

Coffee should be transmitted on a parallel bus, one with common grounds...
:)

George