[rescue] Friday Funny

[Ken Hansen]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Terwilliger" <chris at searat.com>
To: <rescue at sunhelp.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2001 11:55 PM
Subject: Re: [rescue] Friday Funny


> > One year ago if you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock you would
> > currently have $47.00.
> >
> > If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer in the USA (where cans have a
> > return
> > value) you would currently have $79 worth of EMPTY beer cans.
> >
> > Therefore: Sell Stocks. Buy Beer.
>
> Wanna know something even funnier?
>
> If you had bought $1000 worth of beer STOCK (Boston Brewing, NYSE: SAM)
one
> year ago, you would currently have $1222...

Yeah, but you'd be thirsty...

Ken




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