[rescue] high memory bandwidth machine?

[Jeffrey S. Sharp]

> > > > From the iPlanet website: "Built from the ground up and based on
> > > > open standards designed for cross-platform integration, iPlanet
> > > > solutions offer the combined strengths of usability, reliability
> > > > and efficiency. The results are seamless scalability and secure
> > > > performance for your e-commerce infrastructure. "
> > >
> > > Yes, but does it have high levels of synergy?  In order to be
> > > competitive, we must build our e-commerce platform using synergistic
> > > software designed against a paradigm that wholly encapsulates
> > > computing in the new economy.
> >
> > Thank you, sir.  Your evangelism will surely help me restructure my
> > workflow to grow my e-productivity, making the whole greater than the
> > sum of the parts.  We should all refactor our head count in this way
> > to be more viable for prosumers.
>
> "They caught him in the mens' room, synergizing with the corporate
> paradigm."

"He should have developed a proactive, results-driven methodology."

[I *really* hate it when they say "methodology" instead of "method".
Once, at my previous job, when I was talking with a library vendor about a
bug in his product, he asked me what methodology I was using for
distributing his product.  I responded with a description of the process I
would use to analyze and evaluate different distribution methods, saying
nothing about the actual method used.  The guy did not understand.]

[You may have noticed this already, but in one of the "Office Space"
scenes where someone is being analyzed by the Bobs, take a look at the
whiteboard in the background.  ROFL.]

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Jeffrey S. Sharp
jss at subatomix.com