[rescue] Re: [geeks] Crap! Not again...

[Dave McGuire]

On Saturday, February 1, 2003, at 09:01 PM, Dan Sikorski wrote:
>> spacecraft and seven people, they could dump the fucking payload and
>> burn farts in the engines to get there.
>
> Would they use an international fart conduit from the space station?

   The problem is the fittings.  There's a total lack of standardization 
in fart fittings between different countries.  The standardization body 
was formed and their charter written, but their funding was cut before 
they could develop standard fart fittings.

       -Dave

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Dave McGuire                 "Rubber duckies *are* important."
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