[rescue] Sun memo regarding Java

[Matthew Braun]

Now that got a chortle out of me. I think I'll adapt it for my 
purposes. Next time a client asks me why they keep having to have parts 
on their computers replaced, I'll tell them that sometimes they just 
like the attention. Or something.

It's not as funny as the original, though.


>
> "Frank Van Damme" <frank.vandamme at student.kuleuven.ac.be> writes ...
>
> [snip]
>
> Back to the store.  Boot up.  8 Megs now.  Tech replaces all the memory
> anyway.  Boot up.  8 Megs.  I curse, take the machine, and drive home. 
>  I
> boot it.  Now it's got 8 Megs.  Hooray.
>
> I call the store, talk to the tech.  "WTF?" I ask him.
>
> "Sometimes they just want a ride in the car," he replied.
>
> -Shel