[rescue] Re: Perverse Question

[Phil Stracchino]

On Mon, Jun 16, 2003 at 03:18:17PM -0500, Jonathan C. Patschke wrote:
> I'd like to launch them into a brick wall, with a concrete depression
> below to catch the shrapnel.

Concrete would be better than brick.  You might find the brickwork
starting to come apart rather sooner than you expect under that kind of
punishment.

> One of the only good memories of $ork[-2] was tossing dead monitors off
> the roof of the building into the parking lot.  *whifffff*   *FOOOM!*

We just performed rapid disassembly on two dead monitors last week with
pistols, rifled 12ga slugs, and my M-14 ....  what was interesting was
the way the case on the dead Nanao closed up almost completely behind
the .308 rounds.

> The one that fell while powered-on was especially spectacular.

How did you manage that?  Long extension cord?  And what happened?

I heard a story once about some guys who rented time at one of the
full-auto firing ranges in Nevada, wheeled a full-size line printer out
there hooked up to an extension cord, waited until it started churning
out paper, then blew it to pieces with automatic weapons fire.


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