[geeks] SMELL BAD FAST!!!!

[Kris Kirby]

EVER NEEDED TO SMELL REALLY BAD, REALLY FAST?!!!!
EVER NEEDED THAT "EXTRA-EDGE" FOR PULLING A PRANK AGAINST A GROUP OF
PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE?!!!

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(** STANQ-JUCE contains the concentrated odour of one
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I'm going to go shot myself now.

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Kris Kirby, KE4AHR          | TGIFreeBSD... 'Nuff said.
<kris at nospam.catonic.net>   |
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