[geeks] SMELL BAD FAST!!!!

[Mike Nicewonger]

On Sat, 27 Oct 2001, you wrote:
> EVER NEEDED TO SMELL REALLY BAD, REALLY FAST?!!!!
> EVER NEEDED THAT "EXTRA-EDGE" FOR PULLING A PRANK AGAINST A GROUP OF
> PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE?!!!
> 
> BUY OUR PATENTED STANQ-JUCE(R) FOR ONLY $19.95 PLUS $88.45 S/H.
> 
> STANQ-JUCE CONTAINS AL-NATUREL INGREEDIANTS FROM ONLY NATUREL SOURCES**,
> IS BIODEGRADEAABLE AND IS BACKED WITH OUT NO-MONEY-BACK QUALITEE GAURRANTY
> (TM). YOU'LL LOVE IT OR YOU'LL LEARN TO LIKE IT...
> 
> (** STANQ-JUCE contains the concentrated odour of one
> gross of brussell-sprouts, freshly(?) cooked.)
> 
Dave needs some fast cash. Perhaps you could buy some caned farts from him.
Guaranteed to clear a room in short order.

Mike N