[geeks] Rice-car Jokes

[Kris Kirby]

Definitions:

Fried Rice: What happens when ricers try to crank their hip-hop too loud
and fry their amps.

RiceCake: The cute little chickies that hang out with ricers...that is,
until they see you in your Charger.

RicePudding: The marks left in their shorts after you summarily whoop
their rice-burner butts in your Charger.

RiceBowl: Somewhat like the SuperBowl, they create a competition amongst
themselves since they know they cant beat you.

RiceKrispyTreats: Kinda like RiceCakes (see definition above), but a
little on the stale, used side.

Chicken-n-Rice: Reference to both the driver and the car at the same
time.

RiceBalls: Actually, they don't have these... they don't exist, so there
is NO definition.

Rice-a-Roni: A ricer comes off the line stock, then you add parts,
stripes, etc...like a kit or box of random parts. The builders still
gotta mix it, heat it, and serve it...but it still ends up looking and
tasting like crap (just like the S.F treat).

WholeGrainRice: An herbal, green party, tree hugger driving a ricer.

RiceField: A graveyard, where all whooped, thrashed, useless ricers
eventually end up...never to be resurrected again.

SteamedRice: They get a little hot under the collar when we beat 'em
boys...

RicePaper: That slip of paper you are handed everytime you race for
pinks. Its thin, flimsy, and worthless....just toss it.

MinuteRice: Ask their girlfriends... or maybe its just their average 1/4
mile time... we'll never know.

BulkRice: A ricer weighed down by subwoofers, amps, neons, tinny
exhaust, and cheesy vinyl graphics.

RiceFarm: They gotta come from somewhere...right?

WildRice: These ricers are out of control. You can see them racing in
and out of 30mph traffic at 65mph+...AKA: IDIOT DRIVERS.

UncleBensRice: The 1972 4dr Datsun with 240,000k on the odometer that
your uncle drove way back when.

BrownRice: The major color of Uncle Bens Datsun, not paint...usually
rust.

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Kris Kirby, KE4AHR          | TGIFreeBSD... 'Nuff said.
<kris at nospam.catonic.net>   | IM: KrisBSD | HSV, AL.
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