[geeks] Mr Bill?

[Alloysius Mdebe]

On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 3:22 PM, Jonathan C. Patschke <jp at celestrion.net> wrote:

> Does either party understand that currency is only worth what it can buy,
> and if no one who accepts dollars makes anything worthwhile, our economy
> is due for an implosion?  Funny, both parties had Presidential candidates
> that said that, and both candidates got laughed out of the room.  Oh well,
> China and India will be the footstool of the US economy of MBAs,
> middle-managers, and basketball players forever, right?

HELLO DEAR SIR MY NAME IS ALLOYSIUS MDEBE AND I HAIL FROM THE LOVELY
SKIES OF PORT HARCOURT, NIGERIA. MY GRANDFATHER WAS TASKED WITH THE
FINDING OF NEW OFFSHORE DRILLING SITES FOR ROYAL DUTCH SHELL LOCATED
OFFSHORE.

DETAILS OF HIS FINDINGS WERE STORED IN A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX IN THE
HAGUE, NETHERLANDS AFTER HE LEARNED THAT THE PLANS FOR DRILLING SITES
WOULD BE USED TO PAY FOR LARGE AMERICAN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS. THESE
SITES HAVE THE ABILITY TO GENERATE IN THE SUM OF EIGHTY FIVE BILLION
2008 UNITED STATES DOLLARS. IT IS FOUND THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER
PERSON WITH THE AUTHORIZATION TO OPEN THIS SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX.

FOR THE PARSELY SUM OF 20 THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS YOU MAY
OBTAIN THE KEY AND NECESSARY PAPERS FROM ME, THE GOOD REVEREND
ALLOYSIUS MDEBE. THIS FEE WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU ALONG WITH 1 PERSENT
OF THE SUM OF THE POTENTIAL 85 BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONCE THE
PLANS ARE SENT BACK TO THE ROYAL DUTCH SHELL COMPANY LOCATED HERE FOR
CONSTRUCTION OF THE OIL DRILLING SITES.

I ASK DEAR SIR TO PLEASE KEEP THESE NEWS ABOUT 85 BILLION DOLLARS IN
THE STRICTEST OF CONFIDENCE AND ESPECIALLY AWAY FROM THOSE INTERESTED
IN THE FINANCIAL STABILITY OF AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL GROUP FOR THIS
WOULD MATCH CONTRIBUTION GIVEN BY THE STATE

GOOD DAY,
-ALLOYSIUS MDEBE